I'm still trying to forget the one I saw on a pool table in Lawton.
Was that "voluntary?"
Kinda, The volunteer, the guys encouraging him,(holding him down) and the doctor were all drunk. I watched from afar because I didn't want to be "next". Anyone remember the "Show Bar"?
Ya know those mammogram machines that squeeze the ladies? The machine they stick your whatnots for a vas squeezes so hard you can't breathe the entire procedure. There was a TSgt doing vasectomis at Wiesbaden Germany in the early seventies and he was good at his job-but that's the military.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You're telling me that there is a machine involved in this procedure! Ain't nobody else mentioned no mowchine!!
Yeah its kinda lke a lawnmower powered like a posthole digger. Except the blades are peacock feathers that tickle you so much you dont even know when its over you're laughing so hard.
Hahaha! When I was in chiropractic school a classmate got a vasectomy. Afterwards I asked him how it went and he said it was terrible - a girl that he had a major crush on in high school and had asked out repeatedly (and been shot down every time) happened to be the nurse that shaved him before the vasectomy. During his trim she said they should meet up sometime and catch up on things initiating a bit of an unintended "vascular" response... The nurse didn't realize (or care) it was his wife sitting in the chair. Anyway, she still won't let him live it down.
I wasn't so lucky, nobody even offered to shave me at all!
Really the process was quick and I was buzzed from the valium. We talked about his upcoming trip to Alaska which turned into talking about elk hunting. Maybe took 15 minutes (again, buzzed).
I just barely told my wife I meant to ask to stop by GOAT to pick up some jerky on the way home and she told me that we did stop, they were closed, so I ordered some online. I don't remember any of that but looked at my email and I have a paid invoice for $328 of jerky. Vasectomy ended up costing a little more than anticipated apparently.
What’s need got to do with it, right?
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