Weird Sayings

[Progun223]

My dad used to say:

The last thing I got for free cost me $50 to get rid of.

Quit crying or I'll give you something to cry about.

Crazier than a shithouse rat.

 

[Raoul Duke]

Doing your best with a bad situation:

Making chicken salad outta chickenshit

 

[twoguns?]

Werd.....yanow/// ;/

 

[zghorner]

"There's more than one way to choke a chicken besides sticking your thumb up its a$$...thats just the best way"

 

[O4L]

That reminds me...

"There's more than one way to skin a cat."

 

[Cedar Creek]

"I'm sweatin' like three hillbillies tryin' to write a letter!"

Cedar Creek

 

[shotty]

Runs faster than a striped ass ape
Hotter than 2 rats f***ing in a wool sock
Don't piss down my leg and tell me its raining
Couldn't find his ass with both hands

 

[chigger digger]

had an old driller that used to say ..we got his tail in our teeth and his feet laced up in our boots and were f*****n him runnin !!

 

[53convert]

life is tuff but its worse if your stupid

 

[Podman]

**** a duck, screw a pigeon
To hell with your damn religion