Unicorn.
Yeah, that's why people never see them. Misinformation about size. They look for a horse like thing when really they need to look for a dog sized animal. Same thing goes for big foot. You'd see him a lot more if you'd look for something only up to your knee. Sure he has big feet, but the dude's three feet tall. 8 inches is HUGE for someone that short (that's what she said). He rides around on the above photographed unicorn.
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