Why you have the wrong gun. Yes. YOU

[Bill_Long_Tan]

What a relief as a mostly illiterate peasant I finally know which gun to get...

AK-47: Crude and inaccurate bullet thrower designed by and for illiterate peasants.

I have been watching youtube to learn how to use it cause illiterate. My understanding is that once my tactical beard grows in and my arm sleeve tats are finished any time I grab it I should immediately crack off 12 to 28 rounds. Make a mean face swivel my stack two or three times and then check my apple watch for updates. Is that correct?

 

[bambihunter]

To make sure, people should get one of each just to cover their bases.

Personally, for self defense I'll stick with my tried and true 10mm auto. If they can't recover after a shot, then they shouldn't be shooting it anyway.

 

[mtngunr]

I admire writing by someone who is not prejudiced and who hates everything equally....he left off my favorite, which was a put-down of KelTec labeling them "pipe bombs with triggers".