Why you have the wrong gun. Yes. YOU

[Bill_Long_Tan]

What a relief as a mostly illiterate peasant I finally know which gun to get...

AK-47: Crude and inaccurate bullet thrower designed by and for illiterate peasants.

I have been watching youtube to learn how to use it cause illiterate. My understanding is that once my tactical beard grows in and my arm sleeve tats are finished any time I grab it I should immediately crack off 12 to 28 rounds. Make a mean face swivel my stack two or three times and then check my apple watch for updates. Is that correct?

 

[bambihunter]

To make sure, people should get one of each just to cover their bases.

Personally, for self defense I'll stick with my tried and true 10mm auto. If they can't recover after a shot, then they shouldn't be shooting it anyway.

 

[mtngunr]

I admire writing by someone who is not prejudiced and who hates everything equally....he left off my favorite, which was a put-down of KelTec labeling them "pipe bombs with triggers".

 

[Aries]

I admire writing by someone who is not prejudiced and who hates everything equally....he left off my favorite, which was a put-down of KelTec labeling them "pipe bombs with triggers".

Harsh. But still funny.

 

[GorillaG]

Me either. I would need something longer range for one option though if SHTF, but as already stated in another thread, the day when individuals are going to be trekking through the woods to survive will weed out 99%, and what's left can maybe repopulate the world with common sense people.
(SHTF scenario will never happen) but it's fun speculating.

About half the Dems have no problem with assassination attempts on Trump. TDS is real, our country has not been more polarized since the war between the states. The Pentagon has reported in the event of a massive EMP event about 90% of us would be dead in three months from starvationn. Do you recall New Orleans and Katrina, and how long it took people to turn into savages and the govt to confiscate people firearms? In the event of Martial Law the Constitution is SUSPENDED! You have to have a terminal case of normalcy bias to think a SHTF scenario "will never happen". Sorry bro, I'm not trying to offend you but if I told you ten years ago that half the country would support cutting off the breasts and penis' of minor kids I'm pretty sure most people would say "that will never happen".

 

[Ready_fire_aim]

I thought it was a funny read. It reminds me of some people I’ve met that are actually like that. You know, the type of guys where everything is dumb, everyone is stupid, nothing is ever good enough. They get exhausting haha