You know, I have a low tolerance for stupidity, and Bill Engvall is one of my favorite comedians. I know we all meet them, thought I would start a thread for the "Here's your Sign" moments in our lives.
Stopped in Pizza Hut last night. Walked in, young kid behind the register asked me if I was picking up a pizza.
I said no, and he asked do you want to order a pizza?
I look at him, thinking I didn't hear him right, and he is standing there with a look on his face that the last time I saw it was when a bird flew into my patio door, and had no idea as to what hit it.
Very calmly, I looked at him and said, "No, got some green pottery in the car, and my kiln is broke, can I use your oven for the next 24 hours?"
Stopped in Pizza Hut last night. Walked in, young kid behind the register asked me if I was picking up a pizza.
I said no, and he asked do you want to order a pizza?
I look at him, thinking I didn't hear him right, and he is standing there with a look on his face that the last time I saw it was when a bird flew into my patio door, and had no idea as to what hit it.
Very calmly, I looked at him and said, "No, got some green pottery in the car, and my kiln is broke, can I use your oven for the next 24 hours?"
