Ha!! True enough. Thanks for shattering my one comforting thought ;(Not so, they have fang, claw, and spray scent!
Ha!! True enough. Thanks for shattering my one comforting thought ;(Not so, they have fang, claw, and spray scent!
How about walking face first into a HUGE spider web at zero-dark thirty....yes, I screamed and did the "icky dance".
The one thing that comforts me on that lonely stroll to the stand at 0 dark thirty is the thought that I am armed and the wildlife is not.
I drew into Wichita Mtns elk hunt in 88. Walking in on the last morning of the hunt, still dark thirty, I came upon what turned out to be a buffalo, bedded down under a low hanging tree. When it jumped up and made an ungodly sound, (seemed like a ROAR), I thought my time on earth was over! Luckily I had done my daily business before leaving camp that morning. If not it would have been a very smelly day! Thought I was having a heart attack, at the same time trying to remember if there were any bears ever reported in the area. In the dark it was nothing more than a mountain of black fur!!!!
Killed my elk a couple hours later after my body quit convulsing and brain stopped telling me to run like h*ll !!!!
I forgot about this story. I was doing some spring turkey hunting with the shotgun. Right before arriving at the field I felt some rumblings in the tummy. Well the morning before I stopped and wasted 10 minutes of light on a false alarm, and consequently missed cutting the tom's off coming down from roost. So I risked it and went on to the field. Bad choice. I sat for about 20 minutes of hunting light and decided I couldn't even make it to the truck. I found a spot to rest my shotgun and walked off 3 yards (in case their was splatter) and did my nasty business. That right there was awkward enough trying to keep everything clear of the downrange. It was funny though because while I'm precariously squatted with my pants around my ankles, a racoon comes waddling over the hill straight at me. So I'm frozen on the john and he walks to within 10 feet of me before he finally spots me there. He freezes and we have a little stand off for about 20 seconds before he bolts for a tree and a second raccoon comes limping over the hill with a foot held in the air. She never did see me but just kept gimping off toward the tree the first one was in. I finally finished my business and fortunately had kleenex with me.
Good one! I had a friend tell me that he needed to "get back to nature" (poop), and while he had the pants around the ankle, a nice 8 point showed up, and he had a decision to make.
He choose to take the buck. It was pretty ugly, as the recoil put him back into the pile.
I can't believe he told this story to me.
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