When I mentally masturbate it's usually about hot evangelical senior citizens and farm animals, not second amendment violations.
Would NFA be apples or oranges? Since you go to "masterbate" (sic) perhaps bananas and cucumbers would be in order?
Why is it sexual innuendo is a go-to for folks that don't like a point of argument? Is that just easier?
There was an argument? Do tell. Can't help you with the sexual stuff, you saw what you wanted to.....senior citizens and animals and such.