Am I the only one?

[fishincoop]

Boy if you can get there right after some guy croaked and his wife just hauled all his stuff to Goodwill. They recognize a lot of designer labels but I got 2 pairs of 1500.00 Italian loafers that had never even been worn for 5 bucks a pair. Would it be insensitive of me to call widows from the obituary and ask the sizes of her deceased spouse? I got a DOZEN 50.00 western shirts with the tags still on at an estate sale for 2 bucks each. My buddy turns his nose up at anything like that but not me brother.

Q: where, and when, does one wear those high-dollar fancy-shmancy Italian loafers?