Judge, smudge.
It took a smarmy, slick and greedy lawyer to bring this suit.
There can be no doubt that lawyers definitely serve a useful purpose in our society but how hard would it be for them to exercise a little wisdom on occasion and say to a prospective client, "Say WHAT! You wanna sue a 4 year old ridin' a bicycle on the sidewalk because your granma, who shouldn't have been out on the street anyway was too freaking slow to move out of the way? Get serious and get the hell out of my office!"
I'd love to hear that. But the problem is that some other smarmy, slick and greedy lawyer would be glad to sue the pants off the first one for "insulting" gramma's estate.