"He ain't got enough sense to sh*t between two shoes."
I can make a silk purse out of a sow's ear
He couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel."He ain't got enough sense to sh*t between two shoes."
He's like a dog chasing a car--he wouldn't know what to do with it if he caught it.He's so stupid he wouldn't know what to do with that dick if I showed him ...
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