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Veterans, first responders, medical pros, ranchers, and all the rest of you deranged assholes get in here and do your thing!! 😁

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I remember in the Joseph Wambaugh book The Choirboys, Rosco Rues was a he-man cop in LA. He was at an accident scene one rainy night and was waiting on a particular car to drive by rubbernekkin. He would teach them. It had to be a woman with out-of-state plates so they are most likely not to report him. Just then, the perfect car drives up and the out-of-state woman driver rolls down the window, "Anybody hurt?"

Rosco holds up a severed head by the bloody hair and said, "This one got banged up a bit."

The screams from the car faded as fast as the car accelerated away.
 

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If you want blood and guts and gore, listen to the EI podcast. Especially the scene!

The Eastridge family has over 100 years of law enforcement.



 
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Y'all don't even wanna know what I'm capable of as far as dark, offensive and
lewd comments. :nono1:

My dad was a sailor, my father in law was a cowboy, one uncle was a trucker and another was a deputy/jailor.

I learned everythingI I know from those foul mouthed men and a few more. I've been a cop for 35+ years. I could weave you a tapestry of vulgarity that make em all blush like a schoolgirl. :naughty:

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