Don't forget ice cream my girlfriend won't even buy ice cream tub not wrapped in plastic because you can't tell if its been licked on when it refreezes.
That could have been worded better.
That could have been worded better.
Now, just run over to www.peopleofwalmart.com and imagine which of those winners it was who slobbered on your nuts and shaved with your razor.
Some of you took what was a disgusting situation and made it even worse. Pube stubbles? Now I need to go bleach my brain. They fell out on my kitchen counter. I may have to replace the counter top.
Thanks a lot.
I was living in a rural area of Colorado when the first super Walmart in that part of the state arrived. It was like some kind of weird carnival. So I avoided the area for a few days, until it appeared that the madness subsided. When I did go in, there were empty packages all over the store. They weren't hidden, or tucked away. You could just walk down the aisle and spot one here and another over there. The pièce de résistance was the empty blister pack that should have contained an 18" machete.
Probably much like your nuts, they shaved while still in the store.....
Don't forget ice cream my girlfriend won't even buy ice cream tub not wrapped in plastic because you can't tell if its been licked on when it refreezes.
That reminds me. Always, I repeat, ALWAYS squeeze to test the seal on the vacuum packed coffee grounds before purchasing. My buddy used to do work damage control, or whatever the position is called, in a grocery store, dealing with damaged inventory and such. They caught an employee who would hold the pack in his hand, spit on it, and use a safety pin to poke a hole in the package right in the middle of his spit puddle. The vacuum would suck the spit into the coffee and he'd leave it there on the shelf.
I believe that if I were to catch him doing that, I'd hit him right in the mouth.
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