How’s your Sex Life?

[Kid Glock]

How’s your Sex Life?​

Mines on life support.

 

[GeneW]

My sex life?

I'm no longer young.

I pretty much just stay on the porch and bark and don't chase cars and kitties any more. (metaphor).

Do y'all remember "Dear Penthouse" ????

Bark!

 

[red dirt shootist]

It usually goes over my head when I'm thinking about putting the head in. I never talked like this until I started hanging out here. Bless me father.

 

[Chief Sapulpa]

Lori Fulbright?

If those aren't real then she really got her money's worth for that surgical enhancment job.

 

[red dirt shootist]

If those aren't real then she really got here money's worth for that surgical enhancment job.

Is she that gal that's a nice looking woman, and has a beautiful figure, I don't mean just big boobs, but excellent posture. Bless me father, we may get busy tonight.

 

[Chief Sapulpa]

Is she that gal that's a nice looking woman, and has a beautiful figure, I don't mean just big boobs, but excellent posture. Bless me father, we may get busy tonight.

No that'd be Megan Gold, former Miss OK.

 

[2busy]

If those aren't real then she really got her money's worth for that surgical enhancment job.

You never knew what size she would be for a while. It was like a roller coaster and then poof they blossomed. They need to stop with the close up shots. She's looking like a California raisin from the sun.

 

[Chief Sapulpa]

You never knew what size she would be for a while. It was like a roller coaster and then poof they blossomed. They need to stop with the close up shots. She's looking like a California raisin from the sun.

So they installed zippers too?

 

[2busy]

So they installed zippers too?

Probably some type of pads. She was Lori Shell before getting married. She's been on channel 6 Tulsa for a long time.

 

[red dirt shootist]

I'm thinking of a gal, maybe 60, news anchor, I've seen her do a debate or two. But I'm just looking at the menu, not going to order a damn thing, Like that guy on the old Sat. Night Live, she doesn't even know I'm alive.