How’s your Sex Life?

[2busy]

I'm thinking of a gal, maybe 60, news anchor, I've seen her do a debate or two. But I'm just looking at the menu, not going to order a damn thing, Like that guy on the old Sat. Night Live, she doesn't even know I'm alive.

 

[Dr. HK]

And school education is ranked 47th in the nation?

partially because teacher's union is so woke, that they vote against a red state.

 

[Mr.Glock]

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That’s Mary Tyler Moore!

 

[red dirt shootist]

That’s Mary Tyler Moore!

You've been breathing in too many fumes from your mowers

 

[Fredkrueger100]

I have been married for 23 years. We got married at 18 right out of high school. Our sex life has gotten better over the years. I am thankful for that and for having a wife that wants to all the time!

 

[Kid Glock]

Is she that gal that's a nice looking woman, and has a beautiful figure, I don't mean just big boobs, but excellent posture. Bless me father, we may get busy tonight.

Not to dispute your post chief but I don't think Megan is old enough to fit the description. I'm pretty sure RD is thinking of Lori. She's ch. 6 crime reporter and I heard had been augmented to that position several years ago.

 

[Lee Beaittie]

I have been married for 23 years. We got married at 18 right out of high school. Our sex life has gotten better over the years. I am thankful for that and for having a wife that wants to all the time!

I hear ya my wife is always ready, and we've been married 39 yrs

 

[Snattlerake]

A friend asked me, "You been gettin any on the side?"

I said, "It's been so long I never even knew they moved it."

 

[GeneW]

I had to stop seeing my new girlfriend.

Cops took away my binoculars.

 

[Waltercat]

Hold my beer.