I'm liking this one really well....at least the thought....I can't imagine what buck twenty five lap dancer would look like
Ain't that the truth ... you can sure tell who the youngsters are by their posts, huh??
Now hold on just a minute! In the little kid's defence, I think there are some cheaper lap dances available at the Blue Fox, sadly, near my house.
Remember! Syphilis will make you go blind!
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Oh, my ... LOL
I have known a working lady (or two) in my day ... okay, maybe it was 3 or 4 ... but that is a different story ...
One of the gals who worked the bar I tended at had a guy offer to buy her a hamburger for lunch the next day if she would just "accomodate" him that evening ... My ears burned for a month (and as you are aware, I am not exactly a delicate little thang)!! It was a riot to listen to. We laughed about that for MONTHS after. I bet that guy never even LOOKED at a hooker again!!
Wish I got paid to screw. Every time I ask, she tells me it's already in the bank. We keep our money in one big pile. I think I might be gettin' the dirty deal!
Hamburger huh? That's not such a bad deal.... can I get a couple of sides, and a malt?
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Hey Dennis, where I go, you get a 3-pack of lap dances for a buck-twenty-five. Yeah, they all have the "stripper's mullet" (tramp stamp in back; C-section scar in front), but hey, you can't ask for too much at that price!
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