Blah... I'm not a fan of high heels on women. I keep thinking, "Man, if she twists an ankle tottering around in those things!"
I'd be more interested in a fitness instructor wearing sneakers
If she falls over, I can provide first aid.
If she falls over, I can provide first aid.
If she falls over, I can provide first aid.
I read this and thought of the hotdog in the hallway gif that Spata posted the other day!
Some folks just got to talk crap to make themselves feel better. Just look at them smile, and think "This is my highpiont, there are many like it, but this one is mine!" 
j/k
on another note...
Cammo pumps and cookies
j/kon another note...
Cammo pumps and cookies
Finally... all beautiful women are taller than me in or out of heels. But so are the ugly ones. My problem is I can't find any ugly women.
First thing that would come to my mind when I heard someone talkin' s*!t about one of my firearms would be to say, "it all hurts like hell to get shot with!"
I have same issue with my wife when she wants to wear her hooker heels. I wear cowboy boots
Ha!! My wife gets soooo pissed when I call them hooker heals!!
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Dude the last pair she bought are at least 5". When she was trying them on she had on jeans and I thought they were hot as hell. This older women walked by and gave her look like she was a street walker in Dillard's. Either that or that lady was a lesbian cougar. Anyways when she wears them with a skirt they are kinda hookerish looking. She doesn't mind the name calling though.
I have a good buddy whose wife is a solid 5" taller than him on any given day. She loves to wear heals and to be honest, it cracks me up every time I see them together with her in them.
But props to him she is a great lady and smokin hot
