If Swampratt lived up north…

[undeg01]

If @swampratt was from the frozen north, we all know he would have something like this. Fishing, cars and contraptions. Throw in casting bullets over the wood stove and a reloading bench in this mobile fish house and he would be set!

 

[Rez Exelon]

I mean, I've never been ice fishing but reloading seems like it'd be a nice way to pass time while waiting on a bite in my imagination.

 

[Aries]

An aggie decided he wanted to go ice fishing, he had never been before but always wanted to. He finally decided to go for it, and drove up to Minnesota to give it a try.

He pulls his truck out onto the ice, gets his saw and starts to cut through the ice, but hears a booming voice from above that says, "There are no fish under the ice."

The aggie perks up, looks around, and finally decides he must be hearing things. So he starts out again to cut a hole through the ice. But again, he hears the loud voice from above.... "There are NO FISH under the ice."

Now convinced he's not imagining things, but not sure what to think he sits still for a few seconds. Finally, he says, "God? Is that you?"

The voice from above says, "No."

The aggie pauses a few more seconds and says, "Then how do you KNOW there are no fish under the ice?"

The voice booms out one more time... "Because I OWN this skating rink."

 

[Camo]

Naw the car part of this contraption would need to be camouflaged.

 

[Mr.Glock]

Naaaaaa @swampratt doesn't need shelter to Ice Fish, he noodles in the winter too!