Neat Idea For You Old Fellas

[AKA]

Stir it around and make a nice think paste, and then use it for mortar mix it the construction of a brick **** house. Then people can say I was built into a brick **** house. I think that would suit me just fine. I'm mostly full of it anyway.

Provo Privy

 

[xseler]

Provo Privy

House of Ill Repootery

 

[John6185]

I just want my epitaph to read:

"Would you take a step back please? You're standing on my head."

I have two choices: (1) I told you I was sick and (2) Peace at last.

 

[Glock 40]

My family knows I could care less what happens to my corpse when I die. Leave it at the morgue for all I care. Why waste money on a dead body. If you must, have me cremated and dump me out at the lake or wherever.

 

[TwoForFlinching]

My family knows I could care less what happens to my corpse when I die. Leave it at the morgue for all I care. Why waste money on a dead body. If you must, have me cremated and dump me out at the lake or wherever.

I'm the same way. Toss my ashes in the corrals to be at peace surrounded by bull$hit.

 

[Catt57]

Just find a ditch and throw me in.

 

[Snattlerake]

I want mine to say "I told you I was sick!".

Reminds me of a gravestone I saw "Great father, wonderful husband but lousy electrician"

 

[skyhawk1]

Had a friend pass away years ago and wanted his ashes to be dumped over the airport (Sundance) well another friend took the deceased persons ashes up in a Stearman (belonged to the deceased), guy in front dumped them. Big mistake. The ashes blew back into the cockpit and all over the 2 guys in the Stearman and the cockpit. True story

 

[n423]

My FIL wanted his ashes scattered at Choctaw Creek golf course. We obliged.

 

[Snattlerake]

Had a friend pass away years ago and wanted his ashes to be dumped over the airport (Sundance) well another friend took the deceased persons ashes up in a Stearman (belonged to the deceased), guy in front dumped them. Big mistake. The ashes blew back into the cockpit and all over the 2 guys in the Stearman and the cockpit. True story

I'll bet he had that in mind when he made that request!