Make jokes, that's fine. As for dez, he was Interviewed illegally, he was told he couldn't have a lawyer present when he could. While he couldn't go to jail over it, it certainly could affect his livelyhood.
Illegally? He was lied to? Probably. NCAA is full of that kind of BS. But that doesn't make the interview illegal? He wasn't Miranda'ized or whatever. This wasn't some criminal interrogation. It was just the rules of the stupid game Dez agreed to by virtue of being a college athlete. LOL poor Dez Bryant and his livelihood?
I cry no tears for Dez.