Observations

[Hobbes]

There are three religious truths:
a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or Hooters.

 

[ignerntbend]

We do recognize each other in the liquor store.
We just discuss the medicimal purposes of the products at hand. I caught you and you caught me. AWKWARD

 

[RidgeHunter]

"Maybe I'm old fashioned, but it seems to me that when the giant that holds up the earth dies...we are SCREWED!"

Sounds like a Steven Wright mix tape in here

I was just watching some Steven Wright last week. Pure genius. He'll always be one of my favorites.

 

[Hobbes]

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them?
Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

 

[ignerntbend]

I ackcherly did meet a famous deer hunter at the liquor store on Falcon Road in Altus Oklahoma and he asked me about a cure for rumatism.

 

[Hobbes]

I ackcherly did meet a famous deer hunter at the liquor store on Falcon Road in Altus Oklahoma and he asked me about a cure for rumatism.

Sounds like Granny's cure

Granny: I'm even seeing twice as good as I ever did before.
Jed: Twice as far?
Granny: Twice as many. They's two of everything!

 

[HMCS(FMF)Ret.]

Why do they have braille lettering on drive-up ATM's?

 

[ignerntbend]

Why do they have braille lettering on drive-up ATM's?

Juss cause you blind don't mean you caint drive.
This america.

 

[hard_r]

I'm against protesting, but I don't know how to show it.

 

[tm8634]

Way to let the air out, man! It's a joke! I'm just tryin' to keep it light. It's FRIDAY!

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Different senses of humor. (Mine was meant as a joke, too.)

is this what they call dry humor?