Observations

[Werewolf]

How come our own farts don't stink but those of others can make us gag?

 

[Hobbes]

How come everyone driving slower than you is an Idiot, and everyone driving faster than you is a MadMan?

 

[dennishoddy]

I ackcherly did meet a famous deer hunter at the liquor store on Falcon Road in Altus Oklahoma and he asked me about a cure for rumatism.

Was that you?????

 

[dennishoddy]

Under the ad coleum theory of property ownership, the owner of a fee simple absolute would own the property to the core of the earth to outer space, or, more biblically: from heaven to hell.


ETA: this is not legal advice, merely a discussion on property law theory.

Unless you live in Osage county.

 

[LightningCrash]

How come our own farts don't stink but those of others can make us gag?

I can say this is not true... eat as many eggs as I do and you drive to work with all the windows down.

 

[4play]

I can say this is not true... eat as many eggs as I do and you drive to work with all the windows down.

Haha, anytime I see windows down in crappy or inclement weather I wonder why. I have been there myself a time or two.

 

[DFralish]

Does it bother anyone that what doctors do they call it a practice?

 

[BadgeBunny]

There are three religious truths:
a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or Hooters.

And Church of Christers don't recognize anybody ...

 

[Mos Eisley]

I'm against protesting, but I don't know how to show it.

Nice Mitch Hedberg joke!

Some more...

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Dogs are forever in the push up postion.

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.

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[WhiteyMacD]

Nice Mitch Hedberg joke!

Some more...

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Dogs are forever in the push up postion.

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.

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You never see an escelator that is temporarily out of order, you only see an escalator that is temporarily stairs.

Do you think Pringles was originally going to make tennis balls, but the day they were supposed to receive the rubber they got potatoes and said, "F*** it."?