Old Farts Official Bedlam Bash thread.

[PFXD 45]

I wont do any bashing but i will add eye candy to the thread.

Have to agree we need more eye candy in this thread...

 

[1911Sooner]

I have to admit, Osu cheerleaders are much hotter than Oklahoma's.

 

[PUMPKIN]

this thread will be real good saturday night. one way or the other.

 

[Istandalone]

I have to admit, Osu cheerleaders are much hotter than Oklahoma's.

They have to be to compete with the sheep, goats and swine that cowboys are so fond of "befriending"

 

[RETOKSQUID]

I guess i missed the part where we were having a spelling bee? Is this being graded?

Nah, it would upset grads from both schools.

 

[RWS]

I wont do any bashing but i will add eye candy to the thread.

OH MY !!! never thought i'd say this, but there's some sooner fans i like !

 

[JD8]

What are you, in the 4th grade?

Why do Sooners always discount other sports? If you look at the top athletes of the last century, of the first 20 only two were football players (and one of them was Jim Thorpe who was also there for his track & field and baseball accomplishments). For the first decade of this century golfers, tennis players, swimmers, and basketball players lead the pack.
Get a clue. There are other sports.

Pssssst..... This thread was started because of football. When America starts caring about Tennis, OU will probably start dominating that too.

 

[Hoov]

Pssssst..... This thread was started because of football. When America starts caring about Tennis, OU will probably start dominating that too.

I am sure the athletes who receive a scholarship do! I love bedlam week.

 

[CHenry]

If you see a sooner fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him?
It could be your bike

What do you get if you see a (insert team) fan buried up to his neck in sand?
More sand!
You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a Sooner. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the Sooner… twice.

 

[CHenry]

Q: What is the difference between an Sooner cheerleader and a catfish?
A: One has whiskers and smells; the other is a fish.

How do you sink a submarine which is manned by Oklahoma fans?

Have a diver knock on the hatch.


Did you hear about the Nebraska student that transferred to Oklahoma?

He raised the IQ of both schools!


There was a group of Oklahoma science students that wanted to send a probe to the sun, but some Texas students said that was impossible and that the probe would burn up long before reaching the sun. The Sooners replied that they planned to send the probe at night.


Why don’t Sooners eat M&M’s?

They’re too hard to peel.


Did you hear about the Cessna airplane that crashed in a cemetery near the Oklahoma campus recently?

Oklahoma search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and are still digging.


Why do they throw out a sack of manure at all Oklahoma fan weddings?

To keep the flies off the bride.