Old Farts Official Bedlam Bash thread.

[Istandalone]

If you see a sooner fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him?
It could be your bike

What do you get if you see a (insert team) fan buried up to his neck in sand?
More sand!
You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a Sooner. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the Sooner… twice.

I suspected that most of these jokes were just googled on the internet!!!

 

[CHenry]

2 Sooners were attending a friend’s funeral. While viewing the body one Sooner says to the other, “Gee, he looks pretty good!”

The second Oklahoma fan replies, “He should, he just got out of the hospital yesterday.”

Did you hear what happened to the Oklahoma fan when he found out that 90% of all car accidents occur within 5 miles of home?

He moved.

How many Sooners does it take to change a flat tire?

Just one . . . unless it’s a blowout, then they all show up

Why are rectal thermometers banned in Oklahoma’s campus?

They cause too much brain damage.

How do you get an Oklahoma graduate off your front porch?

You pay for the pizza.

 

[CHenry]

I suspected that most of these jokes were just googled on the internet!!!

LOL.,..opps. Yeah i was searching for a great joke that i couldn't remember and found a boatload of them...still funny though

 

[CHenry]

THIS is the one i was looking for... LMAO!

An Oklahoma Sooner stopped at a gas station in Layfayette.
While there, the Cajun attendant told him this riddle:
“My mama has a child who’s not my brother and not my sister. Who is it?”
The sooner was dumbfounded. “Gee, I don’t know. Who?”
“It’s me!” replied the attendant.
Upon returning to school, the Sooner couldn’t wait to try the joke out on
one of his friends. He asked the first one he saw,
“My mama has a child who’s not my brother and not my sister. Who is it?”
“Hmmm … I don’t know.” replied the friend.
The Sooner answered, “It’s some little Cajun fella in Lafayette!”

 

[Danny]

I understand that the Stoolwater Emergency Management people have declared Boone Pickens Stadium as a safe place during tornados.

Seems there's never a touchdown there.

 

[JD8]

I am sure the athletes who receive a scholarship do! I love bedlam week.

I fully expect some of the OSU fans around here to start their own "Tennis Bedlam" threads then.

 

[Hoov]

I fully expect some of the OSU fans around here to start their own "Tennis Bedlam" threads then.

I doubt it. The OU fans would get stuck charging the net!

 

[JD8]

I doubt it. The OU fans would get stuck charging the net!

If I were you I'd be worried about the player and or coach being able to drive there sober.

 

[lmtman]

An OSU fan wears an OSU hat because he went to OSU.
An OU fan wears an OU hat because he went to wal-mart.

 

[RaysZ71]

Oklahoma Smoked Us