Actually, that would probably be the last thing he gets!
Lol
I remember the last time I said something along those lines it was; nose meet floor, back side meet leather belt or strop, I don't remember which, ether way I didn't do that again.
This, but that was back in the day when discipline was the norm.
You couldn't pay my two boys enough to talk like that to their mother especially if I could hear it. Not when they were four and not now when they are 35 and 45. If a kid don't respect his mother just who will he respect?
Somebody is going to be in the corner tonite. Lol..
Gee, thanks, Super_soph. I read this to my wife and now she's mad at me! Like I did it or something... "well you would have if you'd have thought of it first." Of course, as I have no vocal filtration and, sometimes, the language of a sailor with Tourette's, I somehow felt the need to respond, "Hey! Quit yer flap yappin' and finish the cookin'!" Now, with all this having been said and understood, I somehow didn't yet grasp the depth of the coming terror. "And get those damned shoes off! I paid good money for you and I won't have you escaping so easily!" When I woke up, my eight-year-old was cackling without control.
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Man, I have the perfect pic for this thread, but it would violate forum rules, so y'all just have to imagine.
That's pretty good man!
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