It has happened. Not often but it has happened. Always carry a roll or two of TP and a shovel.
I’ve had shirts with one sleeve and socks with no tops. Now a days I very rarely venture too far afield without at least a partial roll of TP in a coat pocket or pack. I keep 2 partial rolls behind the drivers seat of the PU.
After me and the gallbladder went our separate ways, when I poop is no longer fully my decision. I’m relatively happy when I have a say in where.
Interesting Statistic 8 out of 10? Was that a Gallup Pole question?
If you‘re driving down the highway and see this entrance/driveway, would the first thing that comes into your mind be “wow! that looks like a great place to pull in and take a sh*t”?!?
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Western Oklahoma, right?
You could set a porta potty out there and stock it with rattlesnakes.
My bet is it’s a neighbor, that has a colon that occasionally goes rogue, and he’s found a generally uninhabited, on way to wherever he’s going, place to appease the offending organ. He ain’t been caught yet, so he keeps seeking refuge from the storm there. Hey, any port in a pinch.
Sorry about your luck, maybe laminate a sign and nail it to a piece of wood and hang it on a fence kinda outa sight of the road, but where it can be seen by the owner of the rowdy colon. Depending on the seriousness of the situation it might help curtail the issue.
Cheap solution to a vexing problem, hand signs "Hidden Trailcams in Use, Have an X.com Account." that'll stop it.
Speaking of ….. I now take an empty milk jug up the treestand or in the box blind. Sometimes my bladder demands attention when I’m really not ready to come down and run off any game.
I’ve pee‘d out of a ladder stand more times than I can count and personally don’t believe that deer care. I also make it a regular practice to pee in scrapes, and I’ve “seen” bucks work the scrapes afterwards.
If the culprit was just stopping to pee by the gate, I wouldn’t have an issue, because I pull over on the side of the road to pee behind my truck door at least once every time I drive up, but taking a sh*t and leaving the @ss wipe is unacceptable.
Good to know. I’ve always been afraid my ‘human scent’ would be picked up and deter movement towards my area. Tho I’ve never gone that far but there are a lot of products geared at reducing human scent.
Ain't there yet. Quite. But I see it coming. Problem for my family is I installed bidets in both bathrooms a few years ago. I am no longer interested in using any facility without. Been spending a lot of time in hospitals & doctors offices lately. None of them are so equipped.
