Sweet Boy Needs a Home

[Codeman]

Where are you located?

I have 3 extra large crates as well if anyone needs one.

 

[Georgie 1]

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
And God saw it was good.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"
And God, again saw it was good.
On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed it was good.
On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.
For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.
For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.
And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.
If you are looking for me I will be on the front porch.

 

[hunter966]

You know his new name is gonna be “That Da_ _ Liar”!

Cause when she gets him home he’s gonna do everything OKCorgieRancher said he didn’t do like bark, chase cats, fight with the other dogs, and bite.

 

[bigred1]

You know his new name is gonna be “That Da_ _ Liar”!

Cause when she gets him home he’s gonna do everything OKCorgieRancher said he didn’t do like bark, chase cats, fight with the other dogs, and bite.

He didn't even tell her about the leg humpin......

 

[GUN DOG]

Crate him for a while... They catch on quick at that age.. Heck I will buy you a crate if money is tight... Got 3 brat dogs myself . Evey feller should have a dog or 3 in their life.

Where are you located?

Moore

 

[THAT Gurl]

I have 3 extra large crates as well if anyone needs one.

I might take you up on a couple of them. I have my hands full here.

Snoop is absolutely a sweetie. He wiggles all over when he wags his tail. Dawg is starting to warm up to him but every once in a while he'll give me the side eye like "Really?? Dammit mom! He's a pain in the ass!"

The cats ... Yeah ... That is not a happening deal any time soon! Snoop went down the hall while we were talking and next thing we knew we heard a yelp and a hiss and saw Harvey puffed up, looking like he was 3 times as big as he really is, chasing Snoop down the hall!

 

[THAT Gurl]

The thing Snoop does that I find a HOOT is he watches the tv! I don't think he's ever seen one before.

 

[THAT Gurl]

Ok everybody is pooped out and resting now. Snoop isn't getting too far from the food and water bowls. That'll change as he gets to feeling more secure. He is an absolute sweetheart.

 

[THAT Gurl]

Haha! He found the dog bed! He's ruint now!

 

[hunter966]

He didn't even tell her about the leg humpin......

Probably a good thing, That Gurl would have gotten him sooner.