P.S. I wouldn't taze the wife unless I was 100% sure there were no longterm ill effects to the cat.
P.S.S. I wouldn't really taze our cat.
P.S.S.S. I wouldn't taze my wife either. Once I popped her on the but with a wet towel. I was pretty violent. I didn't get any for a couple weeks. I pretty sure I would be on perma ban for a "tazing incident".