Oh the humanity! That's a problem I could easily deal with.having a million bucks in cash to store would be a pain. Cant use it to make a house payment or much more than buying groceries and fuel and the like. I know, I dealt with this on a much smaller scale once. Had $10,000 a month in cash to store and spend. Had to buy money orders to pay bills with just to get rid of it faster while my bank account swelled from non use.