This is some funny stuff. Put your coffee far away from the computer while reading.

[F16mickey]

That was the funniest thing I have seen on the interwebs in a long time thanks!

 

[Toujours Pret]

But you have to admit the stuff does do the intended job.

 

[Pulp]

I wasn't searching for it. I found the link in the SASS Saloon and just had to share it.

"Excellent product. Most prisoners confessed within five minutes of the first application. Can recommend.

Yours,
Ali Muhabarakah,
Secret Police, Damascus"

Too funny!

 

[Mr10mm]

Oh gawd I can't stop laughing.

 

[okiebryan]

The colorful use of the language is the greatest. I especially liked the 4 line prose.

 

[murphy j]

Hilarious! The wife thought so too.

 

[GlockPride]

That is some great stuff. Couldn't happen to a better group of people.

 

[okiebryan]

"I accidentally applied this product to my womb raider, coin purse and coal hole after mistaking it for almond flavoured cake icing (it was my wife's birthday). Within eight minutes I was positioning myself on a railway line in a desperate attempt to remove the lower half of my body and thus relieving me of the phenomenal pain inflicted upon me by this work of unspeakable evil. Alas, my attempts were futile as all trains were cancelled due to another Veet related incident further up the line."

OMG I'm DYING over here!

 

[SgtMojo67]

Holy Crap!!! I almost pissed myself!

 

[chr_edw]

Holy Crap that is funny... That just made my day better!