It can't be said much better. You do stupid stuff and you forfeit the right to be pissed about it. You go home cry into your pillow and try not to be an idiot the rest of your life. Last I looked there was not a gentlemans set of rules for truck tug o war.
you have not looked hard enough
RULES
All trucks must have solid hitch points
8500 pounds or less no more than six (6) tires
All protest must be called on pad by the driver before
the truck leaves the pad
Driver may have only one(1) crew member on the track during pull
If the truck breaks the officials will determine how much
time the team has to fix it
If the driver or crew chief stops the pull for any reason
regardless of placement on the pad, they loss that pull
Track Officials have the right to stop a pull based on excessive leakage
in which case that truck would loose that pull
Track Officials reserve the right to change, modify, add to, or subtract from any and all rules at any time for any reason
Lane choice will be given to the driver with the fewest losses. If they are equal , then it will be determined by a coin toss.