Lengthwise, or you’re missing the pointNot that I really want to weigh in on what y’all wipe your butthole with, but since we’ve devolved, I think my vote would be for adding witch hazel to a resealable pack of cloth-like wipes. Effectively a cheaper stronger version of tucks wipes that’ll stay together to scrub your hands with and sooth your poor Hemi, but contains enough alcohol to act as a disinfectant.
Alright, off to use a pinecone and regain some testicles.