Afraid that your turkey is too small ?

[Hangfire]

Worried that you may not have enough bird to feed all the inlaws and outlaws that are coming over to mooch a free meal on Thanksgiving ?....just cook a whole ostrich.

 

[GlockPride]

Are those available at the local Walmart or Reasors?

 

[TANSTAAFL]

I have never been embarrassed or ashamed of a small turkey... Have one that's huge, doesn't matter if it is too fatty or cooked badly...