I once heard something funny about a southern way to sound dova-y that sticks in my mind.
Taken from UrbanDictionary:
Bless your heart
The most Southern 'efff you' there is. Can be put at the end of a phrase to nullify any cruelty.
And Wiki:
"Bless your heart" is a phrase that is common in the Southern United States. The phrase has multiple meanings. It can be used as a sincere expression of sympathy or genuine concern. It can be used as a precursor to an insult to soften the blow. It is also sometimes used to mean "you are dumb or otherwise impaired, but you can't help it" by individuals who wish to "be sweet” and do not wish to "act ugly".
I tend to avoid snarkiness in classifieds, I've gotten some verbals in the past.
But my classifieds go-to to replace Bless Your Heart is usually GLWS. I've noticed most of y'all don't use that one sincerely....
Glws? Southern and the mature “older” so the same thing, oh bless your heart “. Even ask a kid I knew that was up there by what the heck are you thinking, or good lord
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