Drink a quart of cherry jello before it sets up, eat a couple of bananas, have yourself a footlong chilli dog maybe have a half a can or so of sauerkraut all right before it is time to go. Then toss your cookies when she is closeby. I bet you won't have to go with her to the concert.
My wife dragged me to Tulsa a couple of years ago to see Jason Mraz and some other hippie vagina because she tempted me with buying my beers. Because of that, I actually enjoyed myself. The bad thing about a Jason Mraz concert is that the arena is full of horny 20-30 year old screaming females, my ears hurt more from them than they did the loud music. What's even worse about a Taylor Swift concert is shaving 10-20 years off that age range, the screaming of thousands of 13 year old girls is, I'm sure, enough to make you wish you took my MP3 player advice.
As much as I like the creativity here, the downside: my colon gets perma-destroyed.
Well at least she hasn't been dumped by anyone lately, so she shouldn't have a brand new man-trashing song for you to listen to!
Ya'll have a good time! Maybe you can sit together!
If you want to be happy, make her happy. I am stubborn and It took me along time to figure that out. It will seriously help you out in the long run. I have only been married for around 3 months but dated my wife for 3 years and i learned alot of lifelong lessons during that time.
Is your wife twelve?
Taylor Swift isn't chick music. Taylor Swift is little girl music.
Taylor Swift isn't chick music. Taylor Swift is little girl music.
Maybe. But I'm kind of hovering between wanting to kick your ass for ripping on my wife or just awkwardly laughing.
