Front yard trepassing ?

[Stan Upchurch]

If the mother is single marry her and then you can tell the kids what to do!

 

[Oklahomabassin]

If the mother is single marry her and then you can tell the kids what to do!

That is good! Ha!!!

 

[frankos72]

I was just thinking. ..
What if the op is trolling? I don't think that is the case, but if so, great job!

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[HMFIC]

If this thread reaches a million "likes", I'll do a nekkid stomp dance on the OPs lawn.

 

[been]

If this thread reaches a million "likes", I'll do a nekkid stomp dance on the OPs lawn.

How much do I have to pay you in order for you to do that on my lawn?

 

[CompIllitR8]

Yes, as Certified Internet Adviser, I can assure you that your right to be totally insane is protected under the constitution.

Now, I recommend you appear in your lawn with 5 days worth of unshaven neck stubble, clad only in (formerly) white briefs, 3 sizes to small. Wave a crooked finger at the mother of these 40 pound hoodlums, and rambling nonsensically about "jew government" and repeatedly ask her to "stop filming!" even though no cameras are anywhere around. If a life flight helicopter happens to pass overhead during this conversation, look at it with feral eyes and make it known that "calling in the big guns" is not going to scare you.

Come out the next morning and wait on her front porch with a bottle of orange juice, 3/4ths full. Explain that it had approximately 3/8" more orange juice in it when you went to bed last night, and if she thinks she can break in your house and drink 3/8ths of an inch of the orange juice YOU PAID FOR (yell this with a cracking voice, head quivering) without you calling her on it, then she's got another thing coming.

Now, clearly she won't see it the way we do (see that you're withing your rights, that is) so I recommend you take a copy of the BOR and wave it around during any interactions you have with the offending woman. If you don't have a copy of the BOR handy, use the back of a Cap'n Crunch box. If and when the police arrive (don't YOU call them, you idiot, they're on her side. I heard from the guy at the end of your street that she's sleeping with all the cops in your town), hand them the back of the Cap'n Crunch box and keep stating that you wish to press charges. They won't listen, but this will play well for you in court. Wait until court to throw out the bombshell that the cops were just "PROTECTING THEIR WHORE!"

This is great. I actually hurt my ribs laughing. Thanks.

 

[HMFIC]

How much do I have to pay you in order for you to do that on my lawn?

Let's start a bidding war if we're going to get all crazy up in here...

 

[35 Whelen]

Looks like some get my point and for those that don't I'll speak really slow and clearly.

It's "MY" property......one more time, it's "MY" property......I bought it, I own it, it's "MY" property.

It really makes no difference if the front yard is bermuda, dirt, gravel, cactus, tumble weeds or covered in sand burrs.......respect the fact that it's "MY" property and saty off "MY" property unless invited and leave when ask to.

 

[ignerntbend]

Looks like some get my point and for those that don't I'll speak really slow and clearly.

It's "MY" property......one more time, it's "MY" property......I bought it, I own it, it's "MY" property.

It really makes no difference if the front yard is bermuda, dirt, gravel, cactus, tumble weeds or covered in sand burrs.......respect the fact that it's "MY" property and saty off "MY" property unless invited and leave when ask to.

Most people on here don't agree with you. Nobody is trying to antagonize you. You asked a question, you got an answer. Simple as that.

 

[been]

Looks like some get my point and for those that don't I'll speak really slow and clearly.

It's "MY" property......one more time, it's "MY" property......I bought it, I own it, it's "MY" property.

It really makes no difference if the front yard is bermuda, dirt, gravel, cactus, tumble weeds or covered in sand burrs.......respect the fact that it's "MY" property and saty off "MY" property unless invited.

I completely understand your feelings. Others may feel differently but in the end it is YOUR property and you should have every right to control who goes on it and who dosnt.
You should try getting some of these

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caltrop