I don't really have any I can think of off hand for around the house, but I have a few quotes from friends while I was in the Navy I'll never forget.
One guy's ex-wife/booty call came up to visit him in NH. While driving on the turnpike, they came up to the toll booth. Jess is a real blond mind you, so the following is quoted for truthfulness of what she said: "80 cents, why don't they just make it a dollar?" May not be funny to most people, but it had us rolling for about a month any time we'd go buy anything.
As an example of how crude sub humor is, we found out we were going to be stuck onboard for about 12 hours with no chance of food during a electrical switchboard test. As my Chief was telling us this, one of my buddies(who had already been on watch for awhile) pipes up "What?? No dinner??? I want to be transferred to Auschwitz, now!!" I'll never forget the look on Chief's face, one of those facepalm moments for sure.
A few other ones were "I wonder what it would cost to put a hit out on yourself?" during one of the many briefs going into a 14 hour day prior to initial startup, "My schmeeear!" any time a certain ET with a birthmark on his face that looked like a crap stain was around, and "Sir, STFU, I know what I'm doing" all the time.
I might have to dig out my quote book, there may be a few I'm forgetting.
One guy's ex-wife/booty call came up to visit him in NH. While driving on the turnpike, they came up to the toll booth. Jess is a real blond mind you, so the following is quoted for truthfulness of what she said: "80 cents, why don't they just make it a dollar?" May not be funny to most people, but it had us rolling for about a month any time we'd go buy anything.
As an example of how crude sub humor is, we found out we were going to be stuck onboard for about 12 hours with no chance of food during a electrical switchboard test. As my Chief was telling us this, one of my buddies(who had already been on watch for awhile) pipes up "What?? No dinner??? I want to be transferred to Auschwitz, now!!" I'll never forget the look on Chief's face, one of those facepalm moments for sure.
A few other ones were "I wonder what it would cost to put a hit out on yourself?" during one of the many briefs going into a 14 hour day prior to initial startup, "My schmeeear!" any time a certain ET with a birthmark on his face that looked like a crap stain was around, and "Sir, STFU, I know what I'm doing" all the time.
I might have to dig out my quote book, there may be a few I'm forgetting.
