I must know what she was reading.
I must know what she was reading.
If I am ever haveing a conversation with a person and someone I am not talking to tries to butt in by asking a question about the subject we are on I always ask, "I didn't tell ya?" I usually get a questioning look followed by a "No." Then I tell them, "Thats probally because its none of your $%#* business." They get the hint.
You could be right. Last time I was joking about buying a missile silo for a home, she wanted to know if one of the compartments could be locked from the outside.
Ohhhh ... you know ... well?? Can they??
Wife: What are you picking up for dinner?
Me: The flu.
... or McDonald's.
...Your choice.
Wife: The flu? Wha-
Me: The flu it is!
Me: The flu.
... or McDonald's.
...Your choice.
Wife: The flu? Wha-
Me: The flu it is!
Me and the wife had a ongoing "war" about the damn toilet seat being left up, by me. I come home from work one day and she had wrote on bottom of toliet seat in the kiddos washable crayon "PUT ME DOWN AFTER USING". Needless to say, I lost that "war"...
I won that argument. I just stated hey...when you get into the car after I drive it what do you do? Answer adjust the seat, mirrors. Well when you go to the restroom it is adjust for your own individual use. I have to get my hands and grab the seat to put it down, you can grab the seat and put it up.
If I ever see a mean looking animal, (lion, etc.) I tell people it "Wants to give them kisses with his teeth!" And we call Movies "Moomies" Thats about it though.
When my dogs are on the patio jumping up and down...
"I trained you dogs to find birds, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"
"I trained you dogs to find birds, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"
My wife always says the she is going to un-thaw meat out of the freezer. If you un-thaw something doesn't that mean to freeze.
I thought my G/f was the only one that says that! When she says it I always ask her "It aint gonna cook real well in the freezer" or "What the point of un-thawing it if its already frozen?" I usualy get some smart ass remark back about me knowing what she ment haha.
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