My son was watching the new A-Team movie and proceeded to belt out a "What you got Midgets, what you got!?". I had to explain to him that's not what they were saying and it would probably be best if he didn't repeat it.
"Dad, what are you doing? Don't you know pancakes are made in the microwave?"
From my daughter while I was making fresh pancakes on the stove after coming home from 7 months in Afghanistan....my busy bride, who's limited culinary skills were further challenged by the absence of her husband, had resorted to lots of microwavable food in order to keep up with full time work and 3 kids while I was gone.
From my daughter while I was making fresh pancakes on the stove after coming home from 7 months in Afghanistan....my busy bride, who's limited culinary skills were further challenged by the absence of her husband, had resorted to lots of microwavable food in order to keep up with full time work and 3 kids while I was gone.
My dad used too say" I am gonna trade you in for a newer model" to my stepmom. She didn't think it was funny....lmao
My dad the WHOLE time us kids were growing up:
I didn't have you 'cuz you're cute, I had you 'cuz I've got chores that need doing.
I didn't have you 'cuz you're cute, I had you 'cuz I've got chores that need doing.
My Dad once me "You started talking when you were two, and you have never stopped.". I didn't get it till recently.
Tell me about it. Our 9 year old NEVER stops talking, and our 17 (almost 18) year old has just started talking again.
My favorite things to say.. When at a store buying something that is expensive I told the lady damn, those are higher than duck nuts!
The second one is when someone says where is my tip, I respond by saying wear a rubber and use a fake name!
The second one is when someone says where is my tip, I respond by saying wear a rubber and use a fake name!
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