Funny things said around your house

[kroberts2131]

When my brother comes over my wife usually cooks dinner while we BS in the living room. Never fails, first time she comes to ask one of us a question the other one will say "Quiet Jenn, Men are Talking"............She doesn't like it for some reason.

 

[MaddSkillz]

While in South Africa, the funny phrase my family constantly chuckled at was, "Where the cups at?"

Apparently they don't say that there.

 

[ez bake]

While in South Africa, the funny phrase my family constantly chuckled at was, "Where the cups at?"

Apparently they don't say that there.

I don't know why, but that made me think about this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulGdqcez2JM

 

[MaddSkillz]

i don't know why, but that made me think about this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulgdqcez2jm

lol!!!! Lmao!!!!!

 

[Bear88SS]

I don't know why, but that made me think about this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulGdqcez2JM

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The youtube giveth, and thy youtube taketh away.

 

[Shootin 4 Fun]

Between my 12 y/o nephew and my 20 y/o daughter after she had been picking on him.

Nephew walks up to daughter with a broom in his hand and looks her dead in the eye and ask "can you make this fly?".

My influence is finally paying off.

 

[ez bake]

The youtube giveth, and thy youtube taketh away.

Hmmm, still works for me...

 

[OkieGentleman]

Oh Honey I don't know anything about reloading equipment.

For your Christmas present you just go ahead and order what you need !

 

[Big House]

Was at my dads house for this years Christmas gathering and my son, 7 yrs old, finds a red ryder bb gun in thr kitchen pantry. He looks at his mom and said I'm going to shoot that. Wife said you will need supervision to shoot that. Without skipping a beat, he said I can see just fine.

 

[LightningCrash]

My two year old comes in to the room
"Daddy, there's a knife in the poop."

Oh this I had to see.

It was not, fortunately, a knife in poop.