Whenever somebody miss reads a pipe size, ie: calling a 6 inch pipe an 8 inch , I always says "Mama's been lying to ya!!" or "So, mama's farsighted eh"
Call Hellen Wait
Where is__________?
If it was up your butt throwing boling balls you would know.
When ever someone loses in a game, someone will say, "You better stick to Hungry Hungry Hippo"
Where is__________?
If it was up your butt throwing boling balls you would know.
When ever someone loses in a game, someone will say, "You better stick to Hungry Hungry Hippo"
Just before we were married I had been looking to buy a new tv. My soon to be wife and I were out shopping and I picked up a remote to one I was interested in. The remotes on the tv's on display have the theft cable attached. I was standing in front of the tv working the remote when she asked "what's that cable for on the remote, I thought they were wireless?". I said "Its stops people from stealing them". Within a split second i hear "wouldn't you trust the people that came over to your house?"
God bless her.
God bless her.
Wife: "We still have that $50 gift card we haven't spent."
Me: "You thinking what I'm thinking?"
Wife: "Probably not."
Me: "We invest that $50 in ammo, practice with it, become world class professionals and make millions of dollars."
Wife: " I was thinking of drapes for the dining room."
Me: "You thinking what I'm thinking?"
Wife: "Probably not."
Me: "We invest that $50 in ammo, practice with it, become world class professionals and make millions of dollars."
Wife: " I was thinking of drapes for the dining room."
To Best Buy: "You're a company of swindlers and wallet rapists"
Between me, WhiteyMacD, VeggieMeat, and LightningCrash I think you're out-nerded no matter what.
E: There's a guy named "ZaphodBeeblebrox" for chrissakes.
Wife= " Did you spray or light a match? I about throw up when I walked by the bathroom"
Me = "Sorry I forgot"
Me = "Sorry I forgot"
"Cap'n Crunch is the Jew of Michelle Obama's personal Germany."
Indeed, I have no class. But I still think it's funny. Context was a discussion about this:
http://lifeinc.today.com/_news/2011/03/09/6228655-capn-crunch-sails-into-obscurity?GT1=43001
Indeed, I have no class. But I still think it's funny. Context was a discussion about this:
http://lifeinc.today.com/_news/2011/03/09/6228655-capn-crunch-sails-into-obscurity?GT1=43001
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