I love insurance companies and their mentality (being sarcastic here)
"As long as I don't have to do anything you have to pay me money and I'm your friend. But if I ever have to spend money on you, you can find someone else cause you're costing me money"
"As long as I don't have to do anything you have to pay me money and I'm your friend. But if I ever have to spend money on you, you can find someone else cause you're costing me money"