Hot!

[turkeyrun]

LOL, You just had to tempt him didn't you!

It could have been a lot worse, unfortunately.

 

[RickN]

July, 1975, I was out on the creek, with Papa, my brother and my best friend.

We came out of the woods and walking up a hill. On top of the hill was a huge oak tree. Papa and I were 50 - 60 yards in front of Rick (coincidence) and my brother. As we got closer, we could see a car parked in the shade. A bit closer, a local girl (looked like the pic) was on a quilt, naked in the sun.

We slowly backed away. Rick sees us sneaking back and stops. I get back to them and say "there is some coyotes under that tree, killed a cow. When I shoot, take off running and yelling, up the hill.

We get just shy of them seeing her and fire both barrels of my shotgun, let out a yell, like an attacking Apache. They follow. The girl jumps up, runs to her Toyota Corolla and tears out across the pasture. Left the quilt and her clothes behind, which we hid.

Got to town, went to coffee shop and Papa was telling about seeing a huge bear (bare) down on the creek. My brother backed the story, exclaiming "it was the biggest bare he had ever seen."

Worst I ever saw was one morning in Hawaii. We had been partying all weekend and I woke up laying on the beach with a wine hangover. Sand in my clothes and wishing I could die so I would feel better. I rolled over and looked a little ways down the beach. There was a huge woman, probably 400 lbs or better. Wearing a tiny bikini (Probably still made by Omar the Tent maker) She was lobster red on one side and pearl white on the other. I got up and snuck away trying not to disturb her in case she was someone I picked up while wasted.

Right about then is when I decided to cut back on my drinking and to stop doing drugs. When you are not sure you bedded Kong or not, it is time to stop.

 

[TANSTAAFL]

Odds are she won't live past 30... sad. In her case double wide refers to coffin size...

 

[Head Mule]

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You sir, are an uncouth, highly demented, severely deranged reprobate! Completely without scrapple. So glad to be a member of a group that allows mentally unstable people such as myself

 

[Zachrankin]

Worst I ever saw was one morning in Hawaii. We had been partying all weekend and I woke up laying on the beach with a wine hangover. Sand in my clothes and wishing I could die so I would feel better. I rolled over and looked a little ways down the beach. There was a huge woman, probably 400 lbs or better. Wearing a tiny bikini (Probably still made by Omar the Tent maker) She was lobster red on one side and pearl white on the other. I got up and snuck away trying not to disturb her in case she was someone I picked up while wasted.

Right about then is when I decided to cut back on my drinking and to stop doing drugs. When you are not sure you bedded Kong or not, it is time to stop.

@RickN you should write an autobiography, just leave the photos out…

 

[RickN]

You sir, are an uncouth, highly demented, severely deranged reprobate! Completely without scrapple. So glad to be a member of a group that allows mentally unstable people such as myself

Thank you, I try.

 

[RickN]

@RickN you should write an autobiography, just leave the photos out…

I am pretty sure I have shared most of my misdeeds here thru the years. Lets just say I am not proud of a lot I did while I was younger.

 

[turkeyrun]

@RickN you should write an autobiography, just leave the photos out…

Some here could not comprehend a book without the accompanying pics

 

[Zachrankin]

Some here could not comprehend a book without the accompanying pics

facts

 

[turkeyrun]

Worst I ever saw was one morning in Hawaii. We had been partying all weekend and I woke up laying on the beach with a wine hangover. Sand in my clothes and wishing I could die so I would feel better. I rolled over and looked a little ways down the beach. There was a huge woman, probably 400 lbs or better. Wearing a tiny bikini (Probably still made by Omar the Tent maker) She was lobster red on one side and pearl white on the other. I got up and snuck away trying not to disturb her in case she was someone I picked up while wasted.

Right about then is when I decided to cut back on my drinking and to stop doing drugs. When you are not sure you bedded Kong or not, it is time to stop.

My buddy had a similar epiphany.

He woke up and sees this whale. Has absolutely no recollection of the prior evening. As he looks her over, he notices this spot of grease on her elbow. Studying the spot and the aftertaste in his mouth, he decides that is a spot he missed, while licking.
He slowly becomes more cognizant of the surroundings and he is at home, his wife was out of town and he was late for work.
He never drank again.