Sometimes I have to clean up beer and get some spilled on me. So if I get pulled over on the way home, I would be drunk according to some of you.(although I don't drink beer)
LOL! Now the search for straws has hit a new high!
You make a correct point that the toxicology report will prove drunk, impared, or just having a beer, but that is no excuse one way or the other for driving a dirt bike with no provisions for a head light on the wrong side of the road.