I guess I got what I deserved.

[radarmonkey]

Nice! At least nobody tried stuffing dollars in your shorts. Clearly, our very own beloved been, was not at that meeting.

I had a similar experience, albeit not as painful.

One cold morning three years ago:
I get dressed in the dark, as not to wake my wife. In the winter my hands crack and bleed in the cold unless I use lotion.
My wife keeps a big jug of hand lotion on her side of the bed. One morning, I stumbled over in the dark to the lotion pump, and dole out four or five good doses. I noticed it smelled good, had too much on my hands, and decided to apply the excess to my face. You know, instead of wiping my hands on my business slacks and coat.

Anyways, I go to work, meet with the leadership team of my company (including CEO and VP of Sales), and proceed to take part in one of the bigger sales proposals the company gave that year - in front of the customer's brass. Things go great!
It is mid-morning before I finally have the chance to hit the head. As I am washing my hands, I stare up in the mirror and notice I have a bunch of glitter all over my face. That 'lotion' I applied hours earlier and rubbed on my cheeks gave me the appearance of a male twinky stripper.

No one in my company, nor the customer's company had mentioned this to me. For once, the term 'FML' actually meant something to me.

P.S.: We sold that customer on our multi-million dollar proposal, so from that day forward all my co-workers wanted me to apply stripper lotion as a good luck charm every time we pitched a sale.

 

[radarmonkey]

All, I've got for that is wow. Just wow. That's funny. Glad you survived dude.

Ok here is my story.........While deployed to the middle east, I had a stretch where I shaved my chest and then didn't. Well it was time again. It had been months so I decided I would use some Nair..........HOLY CRAP....I applied it all over my chest....(I didn't read the fine print)..........Well after a short amount of time..... my nipples were on freaking fire........Well I'm glad it was my day off because my nipples were hard for about 8 hours, bright red, and it seemed even blowing on them hurt.....I couldn't put a shirt back on the rest of the day........so don't feel bad......I felt really retarded...........

 

[71buickfreak]

Nair can be a real pain in the @ss. Literally. All I can say is that I no longer care about being a hairy SOB.

 

[cmhbob]

I occasionally visit a forum for guys who are Bald By Choice. Every now and then, people ask about using Nair on your scalp. The responses are amusing.

 

[Keelty]

Rotfl!

 

[bettingpython]

I occasionally visit a forum for guys who are Bald By Choice. Every now and then, people ask about using Nair on your scalp. The responses are amusing.

Yep best just to shave it. It doesn't work real well and if you do leave it on long enough to do the job you'll feel like your bald down to the skull all skin gone!

 

[bettingpython]

Oh and the secret to avoiding razor burn bumps is to use aftershave on your head.

 

[ahamay6]

You guys have officially made my night. Thanks for the laugh.

 

[53convert]

just be glad you didnt wash your "junk' with it.
You would have really been howling to the moon

 

[AR-SHOOTER29]

That was friggin funny! I started laughing and now coughing and stop, thanks. It's still funny though.