Funny stuff. I'm not telling on myself......
Heh.
44 years of marriage. I stand convinced that Lava soap, Gillette Foamy, and Old Spice are the ONLY way to go. In the shower, I have one container of Head and Shoulders. The wife has 3 containers of "stuff," a wash rag, and one of those funny round-like wash thingies. I only touch the Head and Shoulders in there.
Ahem.....
......live and learn guys. Smell it first. If it's "foo-foo" leave it alone.
Has anyone ever invented men's cologne in "expended gunpowder" scent?
44 years of marriage. I stand convinced that Lava soap, Gillette Foamy, and Old Spice are the ONLY way to go. In the shower, I have one container of Head and Shoulders. The wife has 3 containers of "stuff," a wash rag, and one of those funny round-like wash thingies. I only touch the Head and Shoulders in there.
Ahem.....
......live and learn guys. Smell it first. If it's "foo-foo" leave it alone.
Has anyone ever invented men's cologne in "expended gunpowder" scent?
Glad we could help. Stay tuned for next week's adventures in Gooberville.
I've been trying my gut-level best to hack up my lungs since yesterday morning. This thread has caused me to accomplish what I could not do on my own ... Thanks for the laughs guys!!
I kinda have a funny story along these lines ... I started dating this fella. As I had had a bit of a dry spell, so to speak, I'd not been careful about keeping up with my Pill, so I bought an over-the-counter contraceptive to use. The instructions said that it was possible that the stuff would produce a "warm, evervescent sensation" ... Hmmmmm, I thought ... this stuff might be okay ...
Well ... the big night came and when he said "Errrr ... I'm not a big fan of condoms" (Really?!! Now you tell me ... You know you guys could bring that stuff up BEFORE ... well ... BEFORE ... when I can have a coherent conversation ... but anyway ... I digress ...), so I say "No biggie ... We got this foamy stuff ..."
YEAH!! Everybody's happy ...
So ... I carefully apply said foamy stuff ... Wait a minute ... Hmmmm, not bad ... My fella jumps in ... Not 3 seconds later he literally jumps up outta bed and RUNS to the bathroom hollering about being on fire!! I tell ya, I couldn't have helped him if I had to because I was laughing so hard I couldn't get up!!
Seriously, I didn't think it was uncomfortable at all ... In fact it was fairly pleasant ...
Later, after he got out of the shower (LOL) he said "No wonder that stuff works ... There's NO WAY I could have finished what I started ..."
You fellas seem to be a sensitive bunch ... haha!
Well ... the big night came and when he said "Errrr ... I'm not a big fan of condoms" (Really?!! Now you tell me ... You know you guys could bring that stuff up BEFORE ... well ... BEFORE ... when I can have a coherent conversation ... but anyway ... I digress ...), so I say "No biggie ... We got this foamy stuff ..."
YEAH!! Everybody's happy ...
So ... I carefully apply said foamy stuff ... Wait a minute ... Hmmmm, not bad ... My fella jumps in ... Not 3 seconds later he literally jumps up outta bed and RUNS to the bathroom hollering about being on fire!! I tell ya, I couldn't have helped him if I had to because I was laughing so hard I couldn't get up!!
Seriously, I didn't think it was uncomfortable at all ... In fact it was fairly pleasant ...
Later, after he got out of the shower (LOL) he said "No wonder that stuff works ... There's NO WAY I could have finished what I started ..."
You fellas seem to be a sensitive bunch ... haha!
I can relate to this. Once after putting whatever brand new super boron-titanium-tunsten-cryptonite infused multi-blade cartridge that I was using at the time and using it one single time I went back the next day and promptly took off a stripe of skin to what felt like the bone. I was pissed! So I swapped it out and finished shaving and for about 6 months thereafter I stored my razor in my gun safe. I waited until I knew she was good and damned well trained not to run out of hers again before I let it see the light of day.
Why do you think only females can have babies? If it were up to us dudes, neither of us would likely be here.
ROFLMAO!! See??!?!? You guys are a sensitive bunch!!
A couple weeks ago when it first started getting really cold, I brought my little terrier / aussie mix so he wouldn't freeze. He's an outside dog, so he stunk, and I wasn't having a stinky dog on my couch so I took him into the extra bathroom to give him a bath. I used the only shampoo in there. It was something called Wen, and apparently its very expensive, and is not made for dogs. I don't care, he smelled wonderful.
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