I guess I got what I deserved.

[HMFIC]

This reminds me of one of my favorite jokes.
The punch line is:

"Lady, if you use that stuff on your schnauzer, you won't be able to ride that motorcycle for a week!"

 

[HMFIC]

I kinda have a funny story along these lines ... I started dating this fella. As I had had a bit of a dry spell, so to speak, I'd not been careful about keeping up with my Pill, so I bought an over-the-counter contraceptive to use. The instructions said that it was possible that the stuff would produce a "warm, evervescent sensation" ... Hmmmmm, I thought ... this stuff might be okay ...

Well ... the big night came and when he said "Errrr ... I'm not a big fan of condoms" (Really?!! Now you tell me ... You know you guys could bring that stuff up BEFORE ... well ... BEFORE ... when I can have a coherent conversation ... but anyway ... I digress ...), so I say "No biggie ... We got this foamy stuff ..."

YEAH!! Everybody's happy ...

So ... I carefully apply said foamy stuff ... Wait a minute ... Hmmmm, not bad ... My fella jumps in ... Not 3 seconds later he literally jumps up outta bed and RUNS to the bathroom hollering about being on fire!! I tell ya, I couldn't have helped him if I had to because I was laughing so hard I couldn't get up!!

Seriously, I didn't think it was uncomfortable at all ... In fact it was fairly pleasant ...

Later, after he got out of the shower (LOL) he said "No wonder that stuff works ... There's NO WAY I could have finished what I started ..."

You fellas seem to be a sensitive bunch ... haha!

Wait a minute... his name wasn't Larry was it?

 

[338Shooter]

A while back they had a new flavor of Nair out. Kept seeing it on the tee vee. Walking round Walmart one evnin I catch this new Nair out of the corner of my eye on the rack there. Decided it might smell good and I needed to investigate further. Popped the top, put it up to my nose and gave a gentle squeeze as I took a deep breath. Long story short there was some build up at the nozzle and it shot out and up my right nostril with extreme precision. Burned for several hours and I had no nose hair in the right one for a while. I don't squeeze and sniff beauty products at the Wally World anymore.