Love...

[landman873]

I don't know what's it's been lately but I've been looking for love in all the wrong places. The only reason I bring this up is my family wolnt get off my back about finding someone. I keep using the I'm out of town alot but even I don't believe myself anymore. Maybe it's just me but girls and guys have changed alot and I don't mean for the good. I've considered match.com or one like it but have heard it can go both ways. I also feel kinda weird going online searching for women. I did think a few years ago I had found the one then one day was blind sided and it was over. I guess I haven't gotten over it completely. Sorry to put my issues out there but sometimes you gotta get some crap off your chest.

 

[Shootin 4 Fun]

Ask JB Books about the mail order bride service he used to find a woman that could/would tolerate him.

 

[Deleted member 6551]

Don`t go looking for it...never works.
Join a gym and meet some new people, maybe you`ll meet a nice lady.

 

[PUMPKIN]

Plenty of Fish.com = Hookerville. you need a SlumpBuster!!!!

 

[twocan]

This is best i could do. No youtube scene, Sorry

Clarence: Heyyy, it's the boys from Africa, how y'all doin this evenin'?
Prince Akeem: Sir, where can one go to find nice women here?
Clarence: You gotta get out and look, they ain't just gonna fall on your lap.
Semmi: We've been to every bar in Queens.
Clarence: Well, that's where you messed up, son, you can't go to no bar to find a nice woman. You gotta go to a nice place, a quiet place like a library, there's good women there and 'erm, church, they're good girls

 

[RidgeHunter]

But seriously, have you tried posing nude with a strategically placed cowboy hat?

 

[twocan]

But seriously, have you tried posing nude with a strategically placed cowboy hat?

Maybe he could use this one???

 

[jbarnett]

But seriously, have you tried posing nude with a strategically placed cowboy hat?

 

[RidgeHunter]

To be serious, married people always want you to get married so they don't suffer alone.

Think about it. When you're single, do your unmarried friends that have long term girlfriends/boyfriends say "You know, when are you are you going to find a long term relationship?"
No, no they don't. Why? Because although they may be in a committed relationship, they still have some freedom. It may be an illusion of freedom, but it's enough to allow happiness to survive. That illusion of freedom dies in a marriage. Their only hope is recruit you to join their team.

As Louis C.K. says "You can end that sh*t with a phone call. I need plane tickets and bleach and stuff." That's the illusion of freedom that is so vital. As long as people have that illusion of freedom, they could care less about your personal life. Once they sign it away, they are alone in a world they never made. They need to make you, them.

Then you'll get married and everyone with kids will ask you when you're having kids. Will childless couples ever ask you that? No. Why? Because their kid didn't rip the television off the wall the previous night. They have no reason to ask you that.

Remember that. It's from the heart, brah.

 

[Keelty]

But seriously, have you tried posing nude with a strategically placed cowboy hat?