My reply
So you took it upon yourself to pick out a fence and replace it expecting me to pay for half. Even if the existing fence was fine for my needs. Further, you decided that you deserved the "pretty side" of the fence while you expected me to pay the same amount for the ugly back side.
No, I don't think I owe you any money. And I think I'll drop my pants and show you my ugly back side!
A good moon should end the conversation!
So you took it upon yourself to pick out a fence and replace it expecting me to pay for half. Even if the existing fence was fine for my needs. Further, you decided that you deserved the "pretty side" of the fence while you expected me to pay the same amount for the ugly back side.
No, I don't think I owe you any money. And I think I'll drop my pants and show you my ugly back side!
A good moon should end the conversation!