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This is why I drive. I'd be the one going to jail. Feel me up?? Yeah ... I'm good with that. But this banging on people's junk -- well that's just going too far. Unless it's tit for tat and they know the safe word. 'Cuz they are gonna need it. :blush:

“You can frisk mine if I can frisk yours, sweetie pie”
 
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Gotta check that other "purse"!

Women are full of secrets.

Christie Harris, who was caught in jail this March with a loaded gun in her vagina and meth in her butt has been sentenced to 25 years in prison, according to The Smoking Gun.

The Ada, Okla. woman pleaded no contest last week to charges including methamphetamine possession with intent to distribute, gun possession by a convicted felon and bringing contraband into jail.

Harris was arrested in March, after a drug dog led cops to her car and a search of the vehicle uncovered meth, drug paraphernalia and a semi-automatic pistol.

While in jail, Harris told the female officer she did not want to lower her underwear for a contraband search because “she was on her period,” according to a police report. She ended up complying, though, and the officer noticed “a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area.”

That item turned out to be a loaded 5-shot revolver.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013...-vagina-meth-in-butt-sentenced_n_3574436.html
 
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Gotta check that other "purse"!

Women are full of secrets.

Christie Harris, who was caught in jail this March with a loaded gun in her vagina and meth in her butt has been sentenced to 25 years in prison, according to The Smoking Gun.

The Ada, Okla. woman pleaded no contest last week to charges including methamphetamine possession with intent to distribute, gun possession by a convicted felon and bringing contraband into jail.

Harris was arrested in March, after a drug dog led cops to her car and a search of the vehicle uncovered meth, drug paraphernalia and a semi-automatic pistol.

While in jail, Harris told the female officer she did not want to lower her underwear for a contraband search because “she was on her period,” according to a police report. She ended up complying, though, and the officer noticed “a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area.”

That item turned out to be a loaded 5-shot revolver.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013...-vagina-meth-in-butt-sentenced_n_3574436.html

Um.... so many jokes but need to keep it clean... wait.. its NOT!
 
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I should have given that post a little more thought. The article in the op, everything about it sort of screams Bad Joke. I mean there are bound to be problems, but REALLY?

Please accept another squirm from yours truly,
ignernt

No worries! I hate to say it, but anytime you have a nationwide organization with 48K individuals, you’re bound to have bad actors. Law enforcement, military, none of us are immune.

The real issue is when you have Peter principled higher ups not addressing issues properly. Been here 16 years now and I’ve seen them, but haven’t had to report to any of them. So far.
 

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I'm hoping it fact checks out to be wrong.One strange part is that the accused TSA employee is now a Secret Service Agent (??)

If he really hit a pilot in the dick just because the pilot forgot his safe word, he'll be around some like-minded individuals in his new job.
 
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Gotta check that other "purse"!

Women are full of secrets.

Christie Harris, who was caught in jail this March with a loaded gun in her vagina and meth in her butt has been sentenced to 25 years in prison, according to The Smoking Gun.

The Ada, Okla. woman pleaded no contest last week to charges including methamphetamine possession with intent to distribute, gun possession by a convicted felon and bringing contraband into jail.

Harris was arrested in March, after a drug dog led cops to her car and a search of the vehicle uncovered meth, drug paraphernalia and a semi-automatic pistol.

While in jail, Harris told the female officer she did not want to lower her underwear for a contraband search because “she was on her period,” according to a police report. She ended up complying, though, and the officer noticed “a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area.”

That item turned out to be a loaded 5-shot revolver.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013...-vagina-meth-in-butt-sentenced_n_3574436.html

Huffpost?? Really, Dennis?? :rotflmao: And I thought you were better than that! :crying: Like guys haven't been sticking stuff up their poop chute since the dawn of time. :puppet2:
 

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